Newsletter

Oct
31

The Great Lasagna Experiment

I've eaten so much lasagna in the past two weeks for this goddamn newsletter. I mean don'
10 min read
Oct
15

I Don't Like Halloween 🎃👎

🚫👻 I don't like Halloween and I am not going to like it no matter how hard you tell
5 min read
Sep
30

Dark & Stormy Cookies

It was a dark and stormy cookie... I can't NOT make that joke and you know it. Anyway.
5 min read
Sep
03

Home Remedy Extravaganza

I'm sick. Not in the way that I'm, like... always sick. In exciting news, by the
4 min read
Aug
24

Some New Arrivals

It's time for me to admit that I have a problem. I went to the garden center for
5 min read
Aug
04

Salads, Insulted

It's time somebody took salads down a peg There are five main types of salads. There are tossed
4 min read
Jul
24

Upside-Down Chicken Pot Pie

I'm never eating crust again. I recently discovered that making chicken pot pie filling is as easy as
6 min read
Jul
20

Good Books I've Read

I've been reading in order to survive this past few months of Book Tour Madness. My brain can
3 min read
Jul
15

What It's Like To Be Off Twitter

I've been on a Twitter hiatus for ten days. This is the first time I've stepped
4 min read
Jul
07

Melting Potatoes

It's been a real ass-mangler of a week. On the first day that my Magic for Liars book
4 min read