Mar
31
The Thing That Hides In Your Home
There is something in your home. A thing that hides.
Knowing where it is won't protect you from
5 min read
Newsletter
Mar
20
Garlic Secrets
I have a garlic secret.
You know those dinner boxes? The subscription ones where they show up once a
month
4 min read
Mar
01
Let Me Write About Sexy Mole-People
Censorship is wrong and bad
I am currently engaged in a cutthroat courtroom battle with my literary agent,
DongWon Song,
5 min read
Feb
16
Leave the Hookhand Murderer Alone
Scary stories are the best and I like them.
Don't worry: this is not a newsletter about how
7 min read
Jan
31
Children's Book Recommendations
Read these books because they are good to read and you will enjoy them when you
do it
Picture books
3 min read
Jan
29
Reynard is Coming
If you aren’t careful, Reynard will find you.
Reynard used to be just like you. He used to walk
4 min read
Dec
31
First Lesson by Jeeyon Shim
First Lesson
by Phillip Booth
Lie back daughter, let your head
be tipped back in the cup of my hand.
4 min read
Dec
22
Peanut-Butter Banana Brownie Catastrophe
This is a tale of woe.
Here's the recipe I used:
.75 C flour
.25 C cocoa powder
3 min read
Dec
05
Anticapitalist Dogs of Los Angeles
Anticapitalist Dogs of Los Angeles
Tinkerbell
Pitbull mix
Likes: chewing one (1) very old bone, napping, stealing sandwich components from
1 min read
Nov
20
Cherry-Walnut Muffin Loaf
So I moved to Los Angeles.
I'm really happy to be here, even though this city is historically
2 min read